Demo-gorgon

My anxiety has shown its head again. My permanent state of worry and nervousness with the possibility of a panic attack is not good for me right now. I need my sanity. Anxiety has metamorphosed into my own pet demo-gorgon. My demons are not my caterpillars anymore but my butterflies. The caresses of my demons … Continue reading Demo-gorgon

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Why God created humans…

He was bored. He was lonely. For his own pleasure. He was working on an art project and accidentally created humans. He created a virtual world that became sentient. He is just a super cool programmer. He wanted to make the angels jealous because they were starting the misbehave and feel entitled. He made a … Continue reading Why God created humans…

A dozen stupid cats

It was quite a beautiful view. The cold was a bit much but the view more than made up for it. I was on holiday and decided to go mountain climbing, do something out of my comfort zone so I can stop feeling like a piece of shit and it totally worked. After climbing the … Continue reading A dozen stupid cats

I almost killed Adolh Fitler

I met this guy who offered me a great deal of money. I was to go back in the past and kill Adolh Fitler. How could I say no? he paid up front and I could not say no to meeting Fitler. I had Kyllan procure me a time machine. What would I do without … Continue reading I almost killed Adolh Fitler

Chills , guns and whips

I had my eyebrows threaded today. It was probably the most awesome thing that happened to me today. I was feeling really good while I was being threaded. As my hair was being plucked one by one, all I could feel were chills down my spine. These were the good kind of chills, the ones … Continue reading Chills , guns and whips

The amazing tactile duo

My digital circuits lecturer is really hot. I can’t help it, it is hard not to notice. She has the perfect nose. I particularly love its snub shape. I just can’t stop gazing at it. It is a very attractive nose considering it was natural in a world where everyone has a fake nose. It … Continue reading The amazing tactile duo

Charms that smite the simple heart

Insomnia again. I have gotten so much used to this. I might be starting to love it. There is this little high that you get when you are neither asleep nor awake. Yesterday, I almost got arrested by cops. I was going to spend my first night in jail. I would have written what I … Continue reading Charms that smite the simple heart

BADOING………

Things that make my boobs go BADOING. 1. When my girlfriend bites her lips, BADOING. 2. When we eat bananas, DOUBLE BADOING. 3. When I touch soft skin, BADOING. 4. When my tit is poked in a fraction of a second using the pinky, DOUBLE BADOING. 5. When I lie on my back topless and … Continue reading BADOING………